Astronudes

 

After six months of strenuous training in secret, the new team of seven astronauts is ready to roll. This venture will be similar to other space journeys but with one big difference: They will all be nude, well, not totally nude; they will be wearing helmets.

They decided on a name for themselves. It came down to a toss between two names: Astronudes or Nudinauts. They settled on the former name.

The capsule being prepared for them has smooth, heavy duty plastic seat covers which will help them stick to their seats during the launch, rather than sliding around, possibly injuring themselves.

For their meals, they have been training on remanufactured cornflakes because that is what they will mostly be eating for their stay on the moon, that and liver sandwiches.