Disconnected Jottings

 If I was the president I'd turn the White House into a Fun land. We'd have pizza vendors, hot dog vendors, gifts vendors, and there would be a fun fair in the Rose Garden. I'd get rid of Congress because we have enough laws, now, and don't need any more. The Capitol would become a casino, and make money instead of costing money. The Capitol police would become parking attendants.

  Uncle Joe is telling us not to worry about a nuclear war. But a nuclear war would put an end to all our worries!  

"Jobsworth" is a name given to council workers who do the absolute minimum for their wages, and even less if they can get away with it.